STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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