What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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