As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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