Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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