Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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