Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Randomize
