the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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