Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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