So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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