Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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