Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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