I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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