you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Actions speak louder than pants.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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