Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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