good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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