k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need water and some morals
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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