Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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