He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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