I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
