nut hugger
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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