Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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