Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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