Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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