we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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