He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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