we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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