Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Randomize
