No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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