If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
