yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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