Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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