I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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