Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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