erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
NoShamevember. You game?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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