I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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