haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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