my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
