she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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