i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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