If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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