I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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