I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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