Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My vagina just recognized that song.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Randomize
