why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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