are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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