I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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