I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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