I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
This house was built for laser tag.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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