Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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