it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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