So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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