Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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