Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I intend to get homeless drunk
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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