Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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