awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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